Harry Potter
One of the gayest book series ever written. Written for D&D nerds who live in their parents' basements and for children. As well as Satan worshippers. Often compared to an even gayer book series:...
View ArticleSlipknot
An amazing band from Des Moines, Iowa. They successfully combined rap and metal in their first album "Slipknot", made it heavier in "Iowa", and changed it to more alternative metal in "Vol. 3: (The...
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A state that is a major breadbasket of the United States, with lots of farming and agriculture (even though "farming" and "agriculture" are the same). Also home of the greatest band ever: SLIPKNOT!!!...
View ArticleMasturbation crash
The tiredness you get after masturbating to full pleasure. Dude, I am totally having a masturbation crash!
View ArticleSpongeBob SquarePants
One of the original Nicktoons, it is popular among kids and some teenagers. It used to be a good show, but after they made a crappy movie, it just totally got gay. Now it is full of off-color humor...
View ArticleA Thousand Suns
Linkin Park's fourth studio album, released on September 14, 2010. The musical style is TOTALLY different from their older stuff. If you are a fan of Hybrid Theory and Meteora, but not a big fan of...
View ArticleGrilling
The best damn way to cook hot dogs! John was on the back porch, grilling some meat, including hot dogs and hamburgers.
View ArticleCigarette
The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old! I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want...
View ArticleMark David Chapman
My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin! Mark David Chapman did the right thing!
View ArticleIron Maiden
A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High". Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.
View ArticleCulinary Heresy
To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous. Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!
View ArticleHollywood Video
A movie/video game rental place that got its ass kicked by Netflix and Redbox. So now, it's out of business. Blockbuster will soon go the way of Hollywood Video! Person 1: I'm going to Hollywood...
View ArticleJacob Black
The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen). Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO...
View ArticleHarry Potter
A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series. Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I...
View ArticleNuclear Family
A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society. Back in the day, families stayed together for life and...
View ArticleDr Pepper
The best soft drink ever! Unlike Coca-Cola or Pepsi, it has a unique taste of 23 different flavors including cherry, vanilla, and of course, the sweet taste of sugar (now with crappy HFCS)! Came...
View ArticleSpit It Out
A pretty awesome rap-metal song from the band Slipknot. It was the second single off of their debut album "Slipknot". If you read the lyrics, they are obviously about anger and arguments. SPIT IT...
View ArticleSnitching
When somebody runs to the police or somebody of authority to turn in somebody over something minor and can be fixed easily. Turning in somebody for something SERIOUS does NOT count as snitching....
View ArticleProp 19
A failed attempt to legalize recreational use of cannabis in California. It would have helped out California's economic problems by increasing the state revenue, as well as possibly lowering...
View Articlecollege
A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going. Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to...
View ArticleWelfare Moocher
A person on welfare who is just lazy and doesn't really need it. Welfare moochers give legitimate welfare recipients (those that really do need it, such as disabled people or people who are struggling...
View ArticleAntibiotic
A type of drug that was (officially) discovered in 1928 when Sir Alexander Fleming was cleaning out his petri dishes then saw a mold on one of them. He studied it, and noticed that all of the bacteria...
View ArticleEducation
Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply...
View Article2 Girls 1 Cup
Quite simply the biggest waste of time one could take part in. It is, however, a rather amusing video. I might not eat soft serve ice cream for a while after watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.
View ArticleUrban Dictionary
A website where 90% of the definitions of normal everyday items (such as "hot dog" or "ice cream") are sexual. Full of immature middle schoolers and/or early high schoolers with dirty minds who think...
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